Song: She Thinks My Tractors Sexy
Sung By: Kenny Chesney
Album: Everywhere We Go
I saw this license plate tin sign and I thought of this song right of the bate. So here is the lyrics for She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy. If you like giving funny gifts here’s one for you.
Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate, lordy here she comes . . .
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face; she ain’t a fooling me.
She thinks my tractor’s sexy
It really turns her on
She’s always staring at me
While I’m chugging along.
She likes the way it’s pulling while we’re tilling up the land
She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my farmer’s tan
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor’s sexy.
We ride back and forth until we run out of light
Take it to the barn; put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft; sit and talk with the radio on
She said she’s got a dream and I ask what it is . . .
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
One more teeny weeny ride before I take her home
She thinks my tractor’s sexy
It really turns her on
She’s always staring at me
While I’m chugging along.
She likes the way it’s pulling while we’re tilling up the land
She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my farmer’s tan
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor’s sexy.
Well she ain’t into cars or pick up trucks
But if it runs like a Deere, man her eyes light up.
She thinks my tractor’s . . .
She thinks my tractor’s sexy
It really turns her on
She’s always staring at me
While I’m chugging along.
She likes the way it’s pulling while we’re tilling up the land
She’s even kind of crazy ’bout my farmer’s tan
She’s the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor’s sexy.